Chapter VI 17

February 8, 2010

I think Serra’s getting even harder to understand.

Transcript

Serra runs through the crowd to find Lewk recovering from his recent beating.
Serra: Lewk! wh’ the hea’ happen’!?
Lewk: That guy, he’s crazy he-

Lewk panics as he recalls the situation.
Lewk: Wait– What happened to Nikol!?
Serra: Tha’ guy ninjed me.

Now Lewk is really panicked.
Lewk: They got Away!>

Lewk starts biting his nails in worry.
Lewk: We gotta find them. But how?! Where?!

Seemingly indifferent to Lewk’s fear Serra takes a long sip from her glass lance.
Serra: Ah thin ah’m gunna nee’ ta sober up ba-fore ah cann’a ansur tha’.

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Plugging Plugs of Myself (Dawn of Time)

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