God Dog 14
October 13, 2009
What is with these women and that baby?
Transcript
Amanda and Sparky are back at the shrine, addressing a crowd. Sparky looks well rested and relaxed.
Amanda: The mighty Spar-oa-ky is ready to arbitrate! who’s first.
The same two women as before appear, but this time with their roles reversed.
Defendant: She stole my baby!
Plaintiff: Did not!
Sparky lets out a mellow coo.
Amanda takes a great deal of pleasure translating Sparky’s decision.
Amanda: Spar-oa-ky wills that the child be shared!
The two women take umberage at the god/dog’s suggestion.
Plaintiff: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Defendant: There’s no way I’m doing that!
Sparky gets increasingly agitated as the two continue to argue with him.
Plaintiff: What kinda god would think that’d help?
Defendant: Spar-oa-ky’s lost it.
Barking loudly Sparky chases off the collected crowd.
Sparky makes everything 100% better.
You cannot escape your creation.