God Dog 14
October 13, 2009
What is with these women and that baby?
Transcript
Amanda and Sparky are back at the shrine, addressing a crowd. Sparky looks well rested and relaxed.
Amanda: The mighty Spar-oa-ky is ready to arbitrate! who’s first.
The same two women as before appear, but this time with their roles reversed.
Defendant: She stole my baby!
Plaintiff: Did not!
Sparky lets out a mellow coo.
Amanda takes a great deal of pleasure translating Sparky’s decision.
Amanda: Spar-oa-ky wills that the child be shared!
The two women take umberage at the god/dog’s suggestion.
Plaintiff: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Defendant: There’s no way I’m doing that!
Sparky gets increasingly agitated as the two continue to argue with him.
Plaintiff: What kinda god would think that’d help?
Defendant: Spar-oa-ky’s lost it.
Barking loudly Sparky chases off the collected crowd.
Sparky makes everything 100% better.
You cannot escape your creation.
So love on Lagend comes from an island of giant fornicating dogs? yeah, make so much sense it hurts.
Well, this just goes to show that you don’t mess with gods and their judgement, but we already know that!