Chapter VI 30
March 10, 2010
It’s always a good idea to get all your relic touching done early, before the price goes up.
Transcript
Lewk climbs on stage in an attempt to address the crowd as it has begun to grow restless and violent.
Crowd: Boo! Tell it right! you suck! Terrible! You can’t do that! Boo! Boo! Hiss! That’s NOT Gurge!
Lewk: Whoa, ladies and gentlemen, please. calm- please
Serra: I- I- I-
Lewk screams at the crowd.
Lewk: SHUT UP!
Taking a more congenial tone Lewk begins to address the crowd in earnest.
Lewk: You all came here expecting a ‘traditional’ St. Gurge pageant. So I understand that you’re disappointed. but I think you will find–
Lewk begins to win over the crowd as he trails off into a string of meaningless drivel.
Lewk: Allegory, symbolism, allusion, metaphor,
As if by magic the withered relic that is the palm of St. Gurge appears in Lewk’s hand, Stirring a surge of cheers from the crowd.
Lewk: And for just $18.99 you can touch the one TRUE palm of THE St. Gurge.
Ooh, I was right, she’s not handling it well.
Also; When all else fails, Lewk prevails!
Great comic. I love the bold lines and bright colours.