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“This isn’t what it looks like” roughly translates into police-ese as “Hello. I am an unrepentant serial-killer/armed robber/kidnapper/arsonist. I want to murder your family and molest your dog. I plan to vigorously resist arrest. I enjoy brutal beat-downs while being simultaneously tazed and maced.”

That is why 10 out of 10 police experts recommend that one NEVER says this when confronted by the police.